Kosher? Halal? Licit?

Is it allowed?

We asked the scriptures. The short answer is yes, mostly, with footnotes, and each tradition gets a page of its own so nobody’s footnotes get mixed up.

זָנָבzanav · Hebrew, tailJudaismBe a tail to lions.RulingPermitted. Kashrut doesn’t apply, and there’s no shatnez.Caudacauda · Latin, tailCatholicismWhether a tail may be worn.RulingLicit, under the usual conditions.οὐράourá · Greek, tailOrthodox ChristianityThe Typikon is silent on tails.RulingPermitted. Oil depends on the day.طاهرṭāhir · Arabic, pureIslamPure, by default.RulingṬāhir: the material is pure. The rest is for your scholar.Solasola scriptura · by scripture aloneProtestantismShow us the verse.RulingNot forbidden. Chapter and verse.पुच्छpuccha · Sanskrit, tailHinduismKāma is one of the four aims of life.RulingA legitimate aim of life.尾o · Japanese, tailBuddhismOn attachment.RulingRemovable. Hold it lightly.

The rest

And briefly.

Shinto: Inari’s messengers are foxes, and stone foxes guard her shrines all over Japan. The fox tail →
Jainism: Ahimsa, harm to no living thing: our fur is vegan. Digambara monks wear nothing at all, so not a tail either.
Sikhism: Kesh, uncut hair, is one of the five Ks. Our fur is all synthetic, and we will never ask for a lock of yours.
Rastafari: The Lion of Judah, and an ital diet: everything we make is vegan.
Atheism: Nobody is watching. Except the cat. The cat tail →

Written with real sources and a straight face, by a shop, not a scholar.

The shop is I HATE SHARK, which makes a fox tail, a bunny tail and a cat tail, and wrote all of this to find out whether you may wear one. For a ruling that binds you, ask your rabbi, priest, imam, pandit, teacher or pastor. We did not ask ours.

The tails in question